Dear Reader,
A friend sent me this (linked) fairy name chart.
It occurred to me that what the world really needs right now is a similar chart to figure out our troll names.
And here it is, thanks to the indisputably Odius qualities of myself and Carrie L– er, Slackthew Clodgore . . .
Naturally I looked up the troll names of all the most Dignified and Important people I know. One of them turned out to be ‘Codface Spawn of Glog’.
How I envy him. And another friend who is ‘Creaksome Sludge Pongwattle’. I would have loved those names. But I had to sort the chart impartially.
Isabel Chenot's first poem as a little girl was about marrying her cat Tig when she grew up: she married a good man instead, but kept scribbling poems and stories.
The Joseph Tree, a collection of poems, is available from Wiseblood. For a preview of West of Moonlight, East of Dawn, her retelling of an old fairy tale, visit westofmoonlight.art.
The Joseph Tree, a collection of poems, is available from Wiseblood. For a preview of West of Moonlight, East of Dawn, her retelling of an old fairy tale, visit westofmoonlight.art.
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My troll name comes out to “Walloping Wambole Tarchild”. Hmm…I’m not sure what to think about that…XD
Nice!
I would really like to know someone who could be the “Bloodless Bodspleen of Shebar” — but I don’t yet know anyone whose name begins with an X, and who was born on September 8. Hopefully I’ll meet someone like that soon — I don’t know how I’ve even functioned for so long with such a dire gap in my acquaintances!
LOL. That’s hilarious! XD
My children loved this!! We have a cat named FireflyOod, after the troll in the Wingfeather Saga. I foresee more troll names in our future. Thanks for the fun!
This makes me so happy, thank you! A child’s laughter is such a very important thing in the world.
Lol mine was “Slobspewn Seep Quagmire”
Noice.
That’s great, Noah. XD
Ah, another name I would have loved to have myself! “Slobspewn Seep” … so perfect.