A friend sent me this (linked) fairy name chart.
It occurred to me that what the world really needs right now is a similar chart to figure out our troll names.
And here it is, thanks to the indisputably Odius qualities of myself and Carrie L– er, Slackthew Clodgore . . .
Naturally I looked up the troll names of all the most Dignified and Important people I know. One of them turned out to be ‘Codface Spawn of Glog’.
How I envy him. And another friend who is ‘Creaksome Sludge Pongwattle’. I would have loved those names. But I had to sort the chart impartially.